Thursday, December 23, 2010

Giving The Game Away for Free: Sex Tips for Men

I usually don't do this, because I feel all of the necessary information that I'm about to give is quite black and white and although I must admit some of this information must be researched at some point I believe that there IS universal sexual knowledge. Because I'm a strong advocate of positivity and love in the right manner so I feel like the sexual spectrum needs to be addressed, I see way TOO MANY posts on Twitter about women not being satisfied for whatever reason. So for the first time ever, I, The Royal Entity will give away the basics of the game for free... But the first way to combat any problem is to admit you have a problem so please in the picture with Dr. Phil above replace the "You" with I and repeat the phrase three times to yourself...


Let's Begin

Monday, November 29, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

I Love Her... and Her

So it was rolling around to me in my head, and it occurred to me yesterday that I did not know what mind pharmaceuticals I wanted to push upon you all, I mean I could of given you all the usual fix but today... Today... might be the day some off you all O.D. on this hit I give your minds... Please use this accordingly. I do not want anyone calling the FEDS, snitching because they're mama, O.D.'ed on my product...


But Anyways...


Here's Another One from your favorite mind drug dealer...

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Miseducation of The Black Man

Enough is enough, declare this piece as the #WarningShots to the Entertainment Industry, The American Society, and The World.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Everybody Wanna Be An Asshole... Why?

Excuse me as I GO IN on this...
Oh yea, and if this post offends you... you can just purchase a dildo from your local sex shop, or any blunt shaped object, along with a lubricant of choice, (particularly Astro Glide, the WD-40 of ALL lubrication) and go fcuk yourself, not once but TWICE ... Thanks
There is nothing wrong with being YOURSELF people... Honestly !!!


Monday, November 1, 2010

Prepare For Takeoff

So I've been giving you all the scoop on this guy over the course of the year. So he hits me with the exclusive video for his LP Escape From America that drops FOR FREE TOMORROW NOVEMBER 2nd on http://www.brandonrossi.com 


This is Stick To The Script





If you're a fan of GOOD GREAT HIP HOP MUSIC I encourage you to download this album tomorrow. Lets all strap on our seatbelts, and prepare for takeoff...

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Freedom of Speech: There is No Such Thing

Our first amendment right in the United States Constitution, otherwise known as the Bill of Rights State, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." Um... is it me or did the United States just wipe their ass with this portion of this bill of rights? 
Just Sayin...

Monday, October 25, 2010

Damn... The Truth Hurts So Good

YO !!! BEFORE YOU READ PLEASE LOOK AT THIS IN ITS ENTIRETY



WHAT ALL BLACK WOMEN/MEN SHOULD READ !

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Double Standard: There Is No Such Thing (part 2) FINAL

What's good ladies and gentlemen?! Please excuse the long delay on this part. NO please excuse this long hiatus from me writing. Think of it as my vacation. But no worries, I'm back LIVE and in EFFECT, giving you those mind pharmaceuticals that you been longing for.

So without further adieu...

Let's get started...


Part 2

Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Double Standard: There Is No Such Thing (part 1)

For a minute now I've been preaching why there is no such thing as a double standard and why I do not believe in the definition of "Double Standard" , but here today I will give you a some sort of clarity as to why I have this thought process. The "Double Standard" I feel, gives women to act less then what they were intended to be... Less than GODS but more than HUMAN. In other words, the the woman is the closest mortal being that is GOD- like.
WHAT EVERY WOMAN SHOULD READ

Friday, September 24, 2010

A Fall Classic: Not Talking About Baseball

Yesterday was the first day of the Fall, a season that brings new beginnings for all who live within this Earth realm. The start of the fall brings the change of a hot climate to a cool climate, shorter days and longer nights, and even the start of love amongst the sexes. Although know the temperatures are going the drop, Jay R Da Star's release of his new mixtape Fall Season might have guaranteed the fall is gonna be a little hotter than normal.

Monday, September 13, 2010

I Know I'm Not The Only One...

So last night, I was watching Cruel Intentions (One of My Favorite Movies) so I began to think to myself, what a great movie it is. Then Subconsciously, my mind began to wonder...
"COULD I ACTUALLY HAVE A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH MY STEPSISTER ?!?!"


My Answer...
 

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Why I Hate People... (At Times)

Maybe I'm venting. Maybe I'm going through a transitional phase in my life, maybe I'm just angry for no reason, but one things for sure certain days when I wake up, look at the news, look on social networks, (i.e. Twitter, Facebook) but most of all, step outside of my front door into the "Real World" I know for sure that "people" disgust me in the most disturbing fashion. For lack of better words, I lose hope for all of humanity...

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Sidepice, Sidechick, 2nd String, Back -Up, Whatever You Wanna Call Em, Their #WINNING

The saying used to be, "That if he did it to me, what makes you think that he won't do it to you." WRONG Ladies in 2010 you have to MUST cuff (take special watch, observe his surroundings, protect from other women) your man. Why do you ask? Because in 2010 the Sidepieces (The other women a man uses to fulfill his extra desires or to complete a void or lack of something within his relationship.) are #WINNING!
 "I won four awards, Best Oral, No Nagging Award, Snatch of The Year Award, Co- Sidepiece of the Year Award, do you really think Mashonda had a chance ?!" Comments After the Come-Up Awards..



Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Something To Ponder... Caught Slippin Edition



DAMN!!!  SHORT BUS SHAWTY KEEPS MAKING DUMB DECISIONS ! WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET IN RAT STACK'S A$$ ?! 

Monday, August 23, 2010

The Gluteus Maximus... A Weapon Of Mass Destruction



Even J. McCain can't get enough of that ass!
O.M.G. !!! The ass, booty, phatty, donk, butt, or whatever you want to call it has ALWAYS been one of the true "Wonders" of the world UNIVERSE. I mean it defies all laws of newton,  physics, gravity, calculus, trigonometry, geometry, EVERYTHING ! And women REALLY don't understand the power that lies within those back pockets. Even men of other races have caught on to the phenomena in which they expect the women of their race to even be sporting a phatty. (Yes even the Asians) I mean the "Ass" plays an important role in our society, so much in fact if you ain't got one (as a woman), then you pretty much a runner-up in the dating game...
 
Don't believe me ???

Friday, August 20, 2010

Oh What You Didn't Know ?!

What if I told you that a moment in history was not what you thought is was?
What if I told you that THE history that we know now is wrong beyond absolute belief ?
What if I told you that YOUR black leaders are some of the biggest turncoats in history?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT JESSE JACKSON AIDED IN THE ASSASSINATION OF DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR?!?!?!

Sounds farfetched? Dr. Steve Cokely breaks this down simply. I even did more information on this myself and the puzzle pieces fit perfectly. Grab a glass of your favorite beverage (i.e. alcohol), you smokers fire one up and watch these videos...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

And You Wonder Why They Call You Bitch...

What you're reading right now, really doesn't mean anything, I just feel that this is an epic post that you're about to read. So, I felt that you really need to understand the mood I'm in as I write this. *Puts on Aston Martin Music (Drake Version), Pours glass of Beviamo Moscato d'Asti, lights Quorum Cigar* You guys, ESPECIALLY the ladies should enjoy this. So sit back,  relax and enjoy this mental pharmaceutical as I get you intellectually high.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Top 5 Ways A Man Gets Strung Out Over A Woman

What's good everybody? I know I been "ghost" for a minute, but I had to take a well deserved hiatus from blogging for a minute... My mind was going everywhere, and I needed a breather before it exploaded. Anyways,  one night I was being pensive, subermerged in the nostalgia of women. When I asked myself, (an acute lover of "The Woman") what is it that makes us men, get so "strung-out" (pussy wipped) over women. I mean we know the obvious, (in which I will state late) but I feel that it is not enough. I think that there is a combinatin of things, a sort of equation to how men are "suckered" into the female, that once begins it is hard to remove him from the trap.

Gentlemen, when one of your boy's gets ghost from the clique, wwhen he doesn't answer calls, hell, even when he starts to look like a attic in the streets (females can do it to you), he has it bad in the worse way (No Usher). These are the reasons...

Seeing Is Believing

What up y'all? In the midst of all the information I've given EVERY Friday here, people are still blind to what's going on in the world, therefore I'm giving some of the most blatant facts and information to why the Illuminat exist. Hopefully if you didn't believe before your mind will recognize that nothings impossible in our Universe...

Let's begin...

Friday, August 6, 2010

The Johnson Monologues: Commencement

Well I'm a couple of blogs in, so its only inevitable that I, The Royal Entity, speak on a topic that is near, and dear to my heart... SEX. Only I feel that my first post (of many of this upcoming series), shouldn't be about act of sex, but the unsung heroes of sex. Who is that you ask? The MAN no excuse me, the male Phallus. {Disclaimer: Some words I use here today may be offensive, or improper (for lack of better terms) but really... who gives a flying f*kk ?!) Ladies THE UNIVERSE understands the all of the wonders of your vagina (i.e. pu$$y, snatch, twat, candy jar, you get the picture) and the "power" of it, but I think that our penis (I.e. dick, cock, man meat, Schlong, Pennis The Menace, again, you get the picture) doesn't get enough of the credit it deserves therefore this is the Commencement of "The Johnson Monologues," part 1.                                       

"You see there are three powerful things I got, yet hard to get... my mind, my words, and my Dick..."

More Than Music Pt.1

So I know by now, with all of the things I've been posting EVERY FRIDAY, you guys should get the picture on how the Illuminati controls all aspects of our Global Society.  Therefore, I felt that its time to tap into the industry in which they have a great influence on... THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. Today I'm just gonna do an introductory phase and discuss, give concrete evidence to show you that the music you listen to has been infiltrated sending you subliminal messages to your subconscious mind. Today you will discover why your favorite artists have been puppets to the Illuminati agenda just to dumb you down, brainwash you, and to even participate in rituals while you haven't realized it. The industry is not what you think. Its MORE THAN MUSIC !

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

Public Service Announcement 2

Some of the things I may say here is going to offend individuals, some of the things I say here today may anger individuals, some of the things I say may cause individuals to send me subliminally comments on social networks, (seeing that's the "in" thing to do smh) some of the things I mention today might get me addressed as a "hater" (or any other synonymous term), hell... some of the things on here people just aren't gonna like, but most of all... some of the things I mention here today is going to make you feel as I'm talking to you... Yeah YOU... Because that's just how fcuked up you are, that you think I'm talking to you because you're already guilty of the things I have not yet stated. But as I once said, if you do feel yourself conjuring any of the emotions I have stated above I would like you to understand that I... the Royal Entity gives not one... not two... not three (not even)... but four FCUKS about what you think nor feel. I ask that you take these words as inspiration to allow whatever deity you believe in to take the wheel of your mothership of life (Jesus take the wheel for most of you all), because you are doing nothing short of causing a myriad of issues, and creating a TERRIBLE name for women everywhere... but before I blabber on, this is just a ...

Things People Don't Think About

We live in a society that teaches individuals not to think, thus, allowing them to never utilize their full brain capacity, allows them to become lazy mentally, but most of our society has conceptualize individuals to never question anything or to "go against the grain" but to accept everything as is, as the "Universal Truth." But guess what ladies and gentlemen? You must understand that some of the "truths" that have been taught to us have indeed been lies. Some of the things that we have been taught has only been taught to program us mentality to believe that "everything is the way it is because, THAT"S JUST THE WAY IT IS" But that is an absolute lie. It has come time to not leave it up to television and media to govern the way we think but for us as individuals to take back the GOD given ability that was handed down to us by the MOST HIGH, that ability... TO THINK ! So as teachers used to Ironically say in grade school, (although this statement was so trivial back then. lol)

Turn those thinking caps on !

These are the things people rarely think about!

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Something To Ponder Vol. 4


This is funny in some sense by why must they show my people like this?!
FUKK  THE MEDIA

Friday, July 30, 2010

Illuminati 101

Before I continue with the series in which I expose you to how our entire society has been control by a small group of individuals, I feel like its time that I break down exactly who they are, what they do, and why they are doing what they are doing? Some of you all believe, some of you all don't believe, and others (worst case) don't even bother to care. But nevertheless, the truth is out here, you just have to WANT to find it. I know you guys are asking then what do we look for Royal? Don't worry, I'm gonna lead you to the light...

Class take out your pad and pencils...


Its time to go to class...

Monday, July 26, 2010

Top Reasons Why Men Cheat

So I know last Friday's post was way over you guys' head, (which is cool) cause I had absolutely NO COMMENTS on it. lol. But its all good, don't say I never gave you the information... I still love y'all for reading...  Anyways...
Here, I #TheRoyalEntity give my readers a chance to choose the post they would like to see written about and surprisingly, this was the topic voted on the most (even by guys !). This has been a topic plaguing women since the beginning of relationships. So I feel like, I KNOW I have the reasons in which women are so maliciously done wrong (70% of the time that is). LOL.


You Ready...



Lets Go...



Friday, July 23, 2010

More Than A Game: Part 2 (Final)

First things first a BIG #SHOUTOUT to my publicist Ron Alexander  he has aided me on getting some of my posts to you all so I gladly appreciate him for this so you all show him some love and if you have a special request holla at him and he'll get me all of the needed info...


(Back to business)


So earlier today I hit you all with the first part in which I disclosed how sports (particularly the NBA) is practically business and politics along with the competition that it displays. What I want you to understand is this main concept... SPORTS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN (key word coming...) (wait...) ENTERTAINMENT! And in Part 1 I taught you how ENTERTAINMENT is a means of dumbing you down and DISTRACTING  you. So with that being said, I'm really about to break down of how the Illuminati [Can't say that this link is 100% accurate but it gives you a jest of the structure of them, therefore I think its pretty accurate.] have more of  hand in sports than people actually know. {Disclaimer: I'm providing this information with good faith hoping you all will think of things in a new light. If you are close-minded, unintelligent, or possess no intent of discovering new knowledge please... click here... my bad I meant here... That suits you all more better...}

Anyways... 

Lets get to business...

Lyrical Homicide Vol. 1 POWER (FREESTYLE)- B.ROSSI

STRAIGHT CRACK! YOU RAPPERS NEED TO STEP YOUR GAME UP IMMEDIATELY!

More Than Just A Game: Part 1

In the midst of the LeBron James saga this month I have done some researching on sports and questioned whether sports are as pure as we think they are. The "Decision", (one hour long show dedicated to LeBron James about the team he chooses to play for next season) showed me how the American public attention could be so easily manipulated into paying attention to something that is so trivial, in which it doesn't even matters yet the emotional and mental psyche of the American individual has been so corrupted, so watered down, that people are so blinded that they don't even realize it.

So my people...                                   
                                                                 OPEN YOUR EYES

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Something to Ponder Vol 3

*Video:big mystery! black couple with no mixed race history give birth to white baby with blonde hair
#WhereTheyDoThatAt ? Beautiful blessing but for real though?
 Black people can birth White babies? Didn't know that... 
 

Monday, July 19, 2010

Public Service Announcement 1

Some of the things I may say here is going to offend individuals, some of the things I say here today may anger individuals, some of the things I say may cause individuals to send me subliminally comments on social networks, (seeing that's the "in" thing to do smh) some of the things I mention today might get me addressed as a "hater" (or any other synonymous term), hell... some of the things on here people just aren't gonna like, but most of all... some of the things I mention here today is going to make you feel as I'm talking to you... Yeah YOU... Because that's just how fcuked up you are, that you think I'm talking to you because you're already guilty of the things I have not yet stated. But as I once said, if you do feel yourself conjuring any of the emotions I have stated above I would like you to understand that I... the Royal Entity gives not one... not two... not three (not even)... but four FCUKS about what you think nor feel. I ask that you take these words as inspiration to allow whatever deity you believe in to take the wheel of your mothership of life, because you are doing nothing short of causing a myriad of issues, and creating a TERRIBLE name for men everywhere... but before I blabber on, this is just a ...

Friday, July 16, 2010

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE: INCEPTION


*Special Request* Just Tap Out !!!

A big #shoutout to @ColliPark_Diva  and my boy @DrStewey for giving me the idea of giving me the idea of writing on this topic today. Not to mention another big #shoutout to my big lil brother @UntouchableTQ for co-signing this topic, which allowed me to possess the confidence to even want to write this even topic even more. Now without further adieu...




Allow me to go in... 



Monday, July 12, 2010

If God Could Bleed, Would You Still Believe In Him ?

Upon browsing the internet last night  I came into contact with this question I seen on a website. I felt it was rather interesting because its been a battle from within for me do to do a post on my views of religion, but me even seeing that question was a sign that it was time for me go ahead and spread some word to the people so that they must begin to think. DISCLAIMER :I DO NOT INTEND TO MAKE INDIVIDUALS QUESTION THEIR BELIEFS OR RIDICULE THEIR BELIEFS, BUT TO MAKE INDIVIDUALS "THINK"

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Sex On The First (_____) *Fill In Blank*

{DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT PROMOTING WILD ADVENTUROUS SEX WITH RANDOM STRANGERS}

 It has come to my attention that Sex on the First (whatever) has been becoming increasingly taboo amongst our generation of college students. By taboo, I mean that females feel as if that this completely and utterly removes any possibilty of any type of relationship with the guy and guys just don't look at females the same. I feel like Sex on the first anything shouldn't allow you to look down a person but to actually look at it from a different perspective. Guys take it easy on the ladies. Ladies don't be afraid to go with the flow, BUT, I must say there are rules to everything.


Monday, July 5, 2010

Hating For Dummies

It has come to my attention that this word, "Hating" has been transformed into a word used almost by everyone, everywhere, for just about EVERY purpose. Therefore today's post is aimed at educating the masses on exactly what "Hating" is. It has gotten so bad out here, individuals call "Hating" anything and even worse, some don't even know they are  "Hating" so lets gather some understanding about this topic.

So without further adieu...




Sunday, July 4, 2010

The Fourth Of July: The Biggest Front in "American" History

So today Is the Fourth of July, better known as Independence Day in which our "great" country recieved its independence from England. But really what are we celebrating? I mean yes we achieved independence from England but are we really free? My answer... FUCK NO...

Just Listen...

Friday, July 2, 2010

The Best Way To Hide Something Is To Put It In PLAIN SIGHT

What up people ?! Disclaimer: All that I ask that while reading and listening to this information that you keep an open mind to all the information you hear and see. For that everything is in actuality not what it seems...

I'm just gonna give you a something quick to think about today no hardcore info just stuff to come to your attention. Baby Food if you will, then I'll allow you to eat some softer foods, until you're ready for the "good stuff." But before i start I must remind you of this one concept that must remain in your mind. NOTHING HAPPENS ON ACCIDENT I'm starting out with movies first before I get to music but first lets take a look at some commercials...

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Why I HATE Twitter! At Times...

If something I said below may have offended you or cause you to be disgruntled at myself and my thoughts. I want to be the first to tell you I really and thoroughly and sincerely give a FLYING FUCK about what you think, because it probably applies to you and therefore you should allow Jesus To Take The Wheel on your mothership of life... thanks...

Lets begin...



Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Damn... STOP SNITCHIN {Not What You Think Though}

Some of ya'll gonna be mad at me today... lol
DISCLAIMER: I abide by all laws of the US. I do not agree with the raping or statutory rape of any child, woman or man. These views expressed are my opinions of the justice system and what I feel about these situations.

Now...

To all my little niggaz from coast to coast, hitting your teachers... STOP SNITCHIN !!!


Tuesday, June 29, 2010

So I Mean... What's REALLY Good?! (Part 2) {Women}

This is a small sample of what's gonna be written about in my forthcoming book...

So yesterday, I exposed part of the problem with the men in Atlanta, and why the relation scene and the dating scene is so tragically ruined due to some of the poor mentality that most men in Atlanta possess. Although I do feel that the problem lies within the men the most, I feel that the female issue presented is the same or even possibly worse...

But before I go on a rampage...


One of the most baddest black women in history. Guess Who !

Monday, June 28, 2010

So I Mean... What's REALLY Good?! (Part 1) {Men}

This is a small sample of what's gonna be written about in my forthcoming book...

So... is it me or the dating scene for ethnic adults in Atlanta, Ga is messed up? I pray to GOD its just a problem here on the collegiate scene cause if not, the future for relationships is not looking to good. I feel that there are myriad of issues going on here but I thing the central antagonist are the MEN...

So guys... FLAG ON THE PLAY !!!

Friday, June 25, 2010

So... Who REALLY Killed Michael Jackson ?!

LET'S GET IT !!!

Its time for me to give ya'll some of this pure, nature made, 100% potent knowledge I'm about to drop on ya'll... First and foremost, a big #shoutout to Dr. Conrad Murray he's taking this well, (you'll see what I mean)he's doing he job like he's supposed to. Second, I want you all to have a open mind on anything I put up here and do not judge from the start. All of this is info you can go back and check on yourselves. Third, PEOPLE WAKE THE HELL UP !!! Mj was sacrificed, he wasn't on drugs, and he didn't molest them bitch ass, fuck-ass kids... Now lets get on to business... A big #shoutout to The LIGHT Producutions for these videos and especially FARHANk...



You like this huh? I'm your pusher... (Pusha T Voice)



You high yet? Try not to O.D. on this one



Now that's you've seen them let me know how you feel... I'm open to any question or comment. Holla at me...

WE LOVE YOU MJ RIP !!!

Artist Soundstage


B. ROSSI & JAKE TROTH GEMS & RUBIES

The homie B.Rossi and Jake Troth are take the airwaves by storm this summer with their EP Gems & Rubies. I don't know about you all, but this is what the game's been missin. Jake Troth's sweet melody is so soothing and smooth, and B. Rossi is just well... how do you say... the life that the Hip Hop game desperately needs right now? This kid is just INSANE !!! Both B.Rossi and Jake Troth are the future of music, you don't believe me? Entertainment Weekly has even took notice...

http://music-mix.ew.com/2010/06/24/b-rossi-gems-rubies/

You can see more of Jake Troth at:
http://www.jaketroth.com/
http://twitter.com/jaketroth

You can see more of B. Rossi at:
http://www.theaviatorbandmusic.com/
http://twitter.com/mynameisrossi


THEY ARE THE FUTURE OF MUSIC !!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Greatness NEVER Dies... R.I.P. MJ



Today marks the one year anniversary, in which my favorite artist and in my opinion, the greatest artist that ever lived was murdered. (I'll get back to that later) Although this was one of the saddest days in my life, not to mention the life of music, it was also a celebration of some sort of the great music Michael produced. MJ possessed the most purest heart in the industry if not the purest. He used all of his assets and wealth to help those that were less fortunate,yet "THEM PEOPLE" tried to tear him down. But they couldn't. Michael was gifted all across the board, not only did he have a voice, but his lyrics were the best, (I.e. "Man In Mirror, "Heaven Can Wait" etc.) and his performance were nothing short than perfect. No matter who you were growing up, you ALWAYS had a favorite Michael Jackson song. The man was just that calibur of an artist ! He was the most literal form of God's (The MOST High)Gift to the rest of us on Earth. I understand that he served his purpose therefore I can not be sad anymore. Nevertheless, Michael's music lives on, through me, through you, through the world. Although he is not here physically I KNOW he lives on spiritually which is a great thing within itself. Phonte from Little Brother explains better than I can...

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=214032136&blogId=497728302

Michael Joseph Jackson, I want to thank you for all that you've done while you was here on Earth. I thank the MOST HIGH for blessing you with your gifts so that you may bless us all with positive uplifting music. I want you to know that we love you and that all of your work that was not finished will be finished. Your music will forever live on, and why is that? Because you are a Legend, and you reek greatness. And sir, Greatness NEVER Dies. Love you man !

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Thank Me Now



For my first post,this goes out to any and everybody whoever reads my blog. Because I really appreciate that you would take the time out of your day to read my writings. Something that I take pride in. So I'm asking you all that you Thank Me Now, word to Aubrey. Why are you thanking me? Because I PROMISE this will be one of the best blogs you WILL EVER READ. So without further adieu...


Allow me to go in...