Friday, August 13, 2010

Top 5 Ways A Man Gets Strung Out Over A Woman

What's good everybody? I know I been "ghost" for a minute, but I had to take a well deserved hiatus from blogging for a minute... My mind was going everywhere, and I needed a breather before it exploaded. Anyways,  one night I was being pensive, subermerged in the nostalgia of women. When I asked myself, (an acute lover of "The Woman") what is it that makes us men, get so "strung-out" (pussy wipped) over women. I mean we know the obvious, (in which I will state late) but I feel that it is not enough. I think that there is a combinatin of things, a sort of equation to how men are "suckered" into the female, that once begins it is hard to remove him from the trap.

Gentlemen, when one of your boy's gets ghost from the clique, wwhen he doesn't answer calls, hell, even when he starts to look like a attic in the streets (females can do it to you), he has it bad in the worse way (No Usher). These are the reasons...


5. That GOOD "Ill NaNa"

Now, this has been the conventional, male "crack" since the beginning of time. No matter what a woman has, she always falls back to this in order to gain some type of a control over a man. Man have been known to spend excessive amounts of money, agree to things they usually wouldn't agree to, and more fatally when this is incorperated they lose all since of reality (i.e. "what the f*ck is going on"). More recently men have developed ways to alter these effects of that GOOD "Ill-NaNa" so that these effects will not be so harmful. But nevertheless "Good Pu$$Y" will always remain the leading killer of the mental processes of men everywhere. All men has at least one woman that can remember they were stuck on because this one thing she posessed. But like all men, we eventually got used to it, or unfortunately, that's all she had to offer. Otherwise she was #Losing at life. Furthermore, I put this at #5 because although this is powerful (hell, all of them are powerful) it doesn't make a man become like my friend Chester The Cheetah above, it may put us in a trance for awhile but it doesn't have that longterm addictiveness that the rest of the list has.

So I know you're wondering, "What exactly is #4 ?"

4. Sex Game
Every time these come off, it's a rollercoaster ride...

Now before I explain this let me say that there is a big different from having GREAT Pu$$Y and a GREAT Sex Game. I will explain more about this in another post because females confuse these two ALL THE TIME ! In shorter terms let me give you example,  a woman with GOOD "Ill Na-Na"" is like marksman in the marines. One Gun, one location, deadly. She already won the battle before it begins in some instances because the QUALITY of her bagina is so high, she feeels and knows she doesn't have to do much to win the battle. But a woman with a QUALITY Sex Game can defeat you in so many ways. She would be like the RAMBO or TERMINATOR of marines because she specializes in so many moves. In sex, this woman makes you figure exactly whose fcuking who. She is that challenge that every man looks for. A proper sex game almost instanly hooks a man, because his pride will continue to haunt him until he conquers this woman sexually, not mention, when he feels hat he "met his match" it can not look back because every time the sex happens he know he is insured for a great ride. (No Ciarra)

3. Blowing Money Frequently (No Rozay)
In New Jacy City, Nino Brown once said, "Money Talks, Bullsh*t runs a marathon!" And that's was one of the realest statements ever. When I woman is quick to open up that checkbook, guys fall in love quick. When a man see's that a woman he is involved with is "breaking bread" without him EVER having to request anything, he ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT, IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, not leave this woman alone. This is like the Holy Grail for men to what they often envision what would it be like to be showered with gifts (as men do with women.). But when it comes to a reality, its hard to leave refuse. Now I'm not saying that men get strung out over a woman's money but its a aspect that allows the man to gravitate strongly to the woman and not want to go away. Simply put, Rick Ross's song "Money Make Me Cum" is not just for women.



 
2. Being Cool As Hell
When a woman can find herself being "cool" with whatever man she is involved with, she will have him wrapped in her web of love. Its rare that a man callas a woman he's involved with a "friend" but the funny thing about that is when a man spends a lot of time with a woman, and they have that "friend" vibe, its only inevitable that they become inseparable. When a guy finds himself wanting to spend the time with a woman he has sex with, only to realize he doesn't have to have sex with her to get to that same euphoric feeling, but instead her company or conversation gives hime the same satisfaction, he's about to be hooked. Any woman that can be a man's friend as well as his lover, has LONGEVITY to this man. (MESSAGE !) Not to mention when a man and woman befriends each other it also leads to some of the most successful relationships. Nevertheless gentlemen watch the women who you see around your "homeboy" all the time. Pretty soon you all might be victim to losing one to the game. The Clique of 5, might end up turning into the clique of 6, so fast you might not even see it coming.

So I know you guys are wondering what could #1 be?!?!
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1. Nice Ass Head Game
This... right here... is THEIR W.M.D. (Weapon of Mass Destruction). A fire ass head game makes niggaz (men) lose their minds. I mean absolutely lose it !!! Females make guys completely fiend out over the "dome" (fellatio). You don't believe me ? ask Swizz Beats, ask Usher (Tomeka Foster), ask Nas, hell ask Kat Stacks... (well no, don't ask her) But seriously these men ALL fell victim to a woman with that domination in her mouth. And I know Kat Stacks got that "ooh wee" in her jaws, or else she still wouldn't be getting business as she is today. You see ladies and gentlemen, a Proper Head Game keeps unstable relationships together, it makes unattractive girls appear decent, it makes a 5 a 7.5, it absolutely makes a man leave his girl for the WAAAAAAAAAAAAY downgrade of a sidepiece( the only exception to this rule is Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys). A Proper Head Game, is instant stupidity in the flesh, it is something no man can resists for it is is Trump Card to any situation. A Proper Head Game WILL without a shawdow of a doubt make a man strung out over a woman.

You've read the list, now tell me your thoughts... What do you guys think? Ladies? Gentlemen? What did I leave out?! What would you add?! Talk To Me

2 comments:

  1. Eh...idk if i'd rank that number ONE, but nevertheless nice top 5, except for the "kool" one, i'm kinda undecided on if i'll accept that one. lol

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  2. Um, that is disgusting and completely opposite from real male phycology shithead. Go fuck yourself.

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