Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Pussy Management 101

All ladies please come with your pen, pencils, pad, laptops, parchment, scrolls, tablets, etc. 
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION
It has come to my attention that women everywhere, of all ages, have been lacking the necessary knowledge needed in order to maintain a successful relationship with the opposite sex whereas they are not reaping beneficial rewards of a positive symbiotic relationship with a male whether he is a friend, lover, or a boyfriend. Therefore as I stated yesterday, TODAY I will break down what exactly is POOR Pussy Management and how you ladies can prevent yourselves from this.
 
Ok, so yesterday I spoke of how bitter "bitchez" are suffering from poor Pussy management skills because of them being bitter on a day that's historically known to be biased toward the woman(I.e. Valentine'sDay). The studies of "Common Sense" show that 3 in 5 relationships that end negatively, end because of Poor Pussy Management skills. The reason is because as soon as the relationship began it was was bound to end, all due to poor Pussy Management skills.  {DISCLAIMER: PUSSY MANAGEMENT DOES NOT... I REPEAT... DOES NOT CONSTITUTE THE QUALITY OF PUSSY YOU POSSESS !} So I know you're wondering what exactly is Poor Pussy Management ? "Poor Pussy Management" can not be defined by a simple definition but instead by a variety of situations. 
For example:
 
1. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WORTH OF YOUR PUSSY... YOU MOST DEFINITELY HAVE POOR PUSSY MANAGEMENT SKILLS.
 
2. After every interaction you have with a different man you find yourself saying the idiotic, yet sometimes true phrase, "Niggaz ain't sh*t," then more than likely... you have Poor Pussy Managament Skills.
 
3. If you exhibit ANY type of thirst (I.e. utter urgency to get with or show attention to a man) then more than likely... you possess Poor Pussy Management Skills.
 
4. If you continuously attract men, whom are far from the prototypical man you would love to date, then you have Poor Pussy Management Skills.
 
5. If you find yourself getting "sh*tted on" by different types of guys yet you feel like you would be the "Best Girlfriend" then more than likely... 95% of the time... you have Poor Pussy Management Skills.
 
6. If you ever find yourself being dumb over good sex... (Say it with me) You have Poor Pussy Management Skills
 
These are just a few scnarios to name, but ladies, you guys have to cease these poor Pussy management Skills. There is a balance in the circle of life (Word to Mufasa R.I.P.) that you guys are fcuking up. Stop giving guys who don't deserve it this false sense of confidence and restore order to back where its supposed to be. I'm not against everyone winning but indeed EVERYONE IS NOT supposed to be winning out here, ther NEEDS to be some losers. This is why some men are walking around with a aura of braggadocio when he doesn't deserve to act in such a fashion. For example some, of you ladies out there are walking around with some Rolls Royce, Maserati type Pussy, but why the FCUK you giving up the pussy to Ray Ray who live up the street, just because he (insert futile excuse here) ? I'm not saying use what you have to get what you want, but instead use what you have to get what you DESERVE. There is a BIG DIFFERENCE ! You got these Moped, Scooter having Pussy women out here looking like they are the top 5%, learn from your mistakes, get the man you deserve.

Ladies everything in this Universe revolves around a woman, your Pussy is the most powerful creation known TO creation. Understanding this you will understand how easy life is supposed to be for you. By understanding your worth, you will understand how to manage your Pussy, therefore restoring order to the circle life (#Shoutout to Simba).
 
 
And when you finally get on the way to have that Premium Pussy Management Skills, Men everywhere will be acting like this.
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1 comment:

  1. Lol thank you for posting this...we needed to read it. now, let's see if anything actually changes.

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